18 Thoughts Girls With Small Boobs Have Had
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I felt like this post was calling me. Idk if anyone else has these thoughts or if it is just me, but I'm like 98% sure a load of you will be able to relate to me?? Also, don't hate if you don't relate (hahaha omg I'm a rapper now), because even if no-one has had these thoughts, I have, and now you know how I've felt about it for the last like, 5 years of my life. Enjoy.
1. Every shop you go into, your size is nowhere to be found.
2. If you are blessed with the miracle of finding something in your size, its either boring, ugly or looks like it was made for a 12 year old.
3. You can never miss out your squats because you rely on dat ass.
4. Anything that includes the term plunge or v-neck, is a firm no.
5. The terms pancakes and mosquito bites are all too familiar.
6. Baggy t-shirts don't make you feel cute, they make you feel like a boy who is long overdue for a haircut.
7. At least they don't cripple me though, I guess thats a good thing?
8. And I don't get that poppy-open-button thing on shirts!
9. Underwear shopping with your friends is awkward, because you're looking for the smallest bra available whilst they're on the hunt for a double G.
10. What's a cleavage???
11. Right, if I save up for like, 3 years and 7 months I can afford to get implants.
12. I wonder if these breast enlargement pills are overpriced at £30 for a 2 week supply.
13. Okay lets youtube how to naturally enlar- okay, I'm definitely not doing that.
14. They say more than a handful is enough, but my hand is alot smaller than a man-hand, and I only just have a handful. This is a problem.
15. Showing your little boy chest to the spray tan lady is kind of awkward, please don't judge me spray tan lady.
16. I'm 19, okay I have 2 years left before I stop growing, there's still hope for me.
17. How much are chicken fillets?
18. Maybe I should just get pregnant, that gives you big boobs right?
Also, all of my bra's that are pictured are from Ann Summers, BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY PLACE I CAN FIND NICE BRAS IN MY SIZE. Let me know in the comments if you've ever had these thoughts, and your favourite places to shop! Thank you and goodnight.
10 comments
This is so relatable!!! I am having the same problems and those thoughts are way too familiar :)
ReplyDelete-Leta | The Nerdy Me
It's so annoying isn't it?? Sometimes I just give up hahaha! xx
DeleteI RELATE SOOOO MUCH! I hate bra shopping because I feel like I'm getting judged for basically have the same size boobs as a twelve year old *cries* & it's definitely something I'm self conscious of, to the point where I literally only wear bandeau bikinis because they hide the fact that I have no cleavage. Ahhh what is life hahaha
ReplyDeleteOh god, I'm going away in August so I need to start bikini shopping and I am DREADING it! eep! xx
DeleteHaha, know the feeling :D
ReplyDeleteBut I try to feel great in my skin so v-necks are great as well :D
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Ah yes! I try to go out of my comfort zone sometimes with outfits that I wouldn't normally go for! xx
DeleteWhat?! Plunging and V-necks are a NO?! You should rock it! Heck, I have stupidly big boobs and I wish I could wear those without looking too scandalous!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think everyone with "extreme" sizes have a difficult time finding their size in stores (with CUTE options!). It's the "average" that get lucky! LOL.
omgggg really i'm never brave enough! xx
DeleteI definitely think it looks more tasteful on "smaller" ladies. Seriously, just google search celebrities with it and you'll see what I mean.
Deletehmm i may have to bite the bullet soon and give it a go! xx
DeleteThanks for leaving a comment! I love to know your thoughts and opinions!